❀ Callie ❀


in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix)


honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him


ive stolen this line and used it so many times


Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole